glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
wanna wear a mask for a costume? nope. wanna be able to see your legs when you shave in the shower? nope.
what am i gonna be for halloween???? an emotional wreck probably
i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me
how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ